Elon Musk Drops $173 Tesla Pi Phone 2026 With Starlink, Solar Charging, and Brainwave Control

as Apple Faces Total Extinction and the Future of Smartphones Takes a Wild Left Turn

The rumors were real. The timing? Brutal.

Elon Musk just unleashed the most disruptive phone of the decade, and it’s not just built for Earth—it’s ready for Mars. With Starlink internet baked in, solar charging on deck, and mind-control tech that sounds like sci-fi, the Tesla Pi Phone has the entire industry in freefall.

Is this the beginning of the end for Apple? Can the iPhone survive this cosmic curveball? And why are tech CEOs waking up in cold sweats?

The future is here—and it speaks fluent Musk.

Comment:  Musk is a Satanist, clearly.Satan on his breastplate.