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Talking Head Jeffrey Toobin Does a Clinton Type Scandal

Jew Propagandist Jeffrey Toobin Caught Jerking Off on Zoom Call

By infostormer -October 19, 20209

The Jew legal pundit and propagandist Jeffrey Toobin who has maintained an association with the New Yorker and CNN got caught jerking off while on a Zoom conference call.

VICE:

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin told Motherboard.

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.

Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”

Talk about an embarrassing situation. This is what happens when a boomer-aged Jew is given access to technology he does not understand.

I’m sure the next time he decides to masturbate while on a professional conference call with colleagues, he’ll be sure to keep his Zoom video muted.

The bizarre masturbation incident has caused #Zoomdick to trend on Twitter.

Most likely he’ll be fired. Nobody is going to be able to take him seriously after this. They’ll just look at him and remember that he’s the gross Jew who got caught jerking off on a Zoom call.

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