Ivanka Trump’s Influence in the White House
New York Times: Ivanka Trump’s West Wing Agenda
Because this unusually long feature article about Jewish princess Ivanka — penned by a whole trio of female Jewish propagandists — is such a puff-piece love letter, we have no reason to believe that any of it was invented to embarrass the silly little girl who now fancies herself as a “White House Adviser.” And that’s what is so troubling about it. The high priests and priestesses of Jewish libtardism absolutely love Baby Girl Ivanka Kushner-Trump, and this homage to the converted yenta explains why.
New York communist yentas Jodi Kantor (cough cough), Rachel Abrams (cough cough) and Maggie Haberman (cough cough) embrace Ivanka as one of their own.
The 3 Yentas: A month before Donald J. Trump was elected president, he and his aides watched his daughter’s coolly composed surface crack open. Inside Trump Tower, the candidate was preparing for a debate when an aide rushed in with news that The Washington Post was about to publish an article saying that Mr. Trump had bragged about grabbing women’s private parts. …
… Mr. Trump’s reaction was grudging: … Ivanka Trump made an emphatic case for a full-throated apology, according to several people who were present for the crisis discussion that unfolded in Mr. Trump’s 26th-floor office. …As she spoke, Mr. Trump remained unyielding. His daughter’s eyes welled with tears, her face reddened, and she hurried out in frustration.
Analysis: Daddy’s little brat cried and stomped out because she didn’t get her way.
The 3 Yentas: Seven months later, Ms. Trump is her father’s all-around West Wing confidante, an adviser whose portfolio appears to have few parameters, making her among the highest-ranking women in a senior staff stocked almost entirely with men.
Analysis: Did she cry and stomp her way into that position as well?
The 3 Yentas: The two trade thoughts from morning until late at night, according to aides. Even though she has no government or policy experience, she plans to review some executive orders before they are signed, according to White House officials.
Analysis: Again, because the 3 yentas are sympathetic to sister Ivanka, and because former Trump campaign insiders like Corey Lewandowski have corroborated Ivanka’s influence and libtardism, we do not doubt that cry baby Ivanka and her crooked husband, Jared Kushner, are influencing daddy.
1. Baby Girl Ivanka cried and threw a tantrum in October 2016. 2. Ivanka & Jared had Corey Lewandowski, Trump’s conservative nationalist campaign manager, fired not long after Lewandowski was falsely accused of manhandling a female reporter.
The 3 Yentas: She calls cabinet officials on issues she is interested in, recently asking the United Nations ambassador, Nikki R. Haley, about getting humanitarian aid into Syria.
Analysis: Ivanka and Nikki talking Syria, eh? Can that pair of dipsy know-nothing broads even locate Syria on a frickin’ map? May God protect us from the silly deranged females who now sit at or near the pinnacle of every western nation.
The 3 Yentas: She set up a weekly meeting with Steven Mnuchin, the Treasury secretary.
Analysis: So, not only is Baby Girl an expert on geo-politics, she is also steeped in monetary and fiscal policy. (rolling eyes sarcastically)
The 3 Yentas: In interviews last week, she said she intended to act as a moderating force in an administration swept into office by nationalist sentiment.
Translation: Baby Girl is a New York City libtard who looks down her nose at the folks in “flyover country” that elected her father.
The 3 Yentas: Other officials added that she had weighed in on topics including climate, deportation, education and refugee policy.
Analysis: Baby Bitch is an expert on everything!
1. Baby Girl Ivanka has become rather chummy with Russia-hater Nikki Haley. 2. It was Ivanka’s stupid idea to invite Leonardo DiCaprio to Trump Tower to lecture the then-President-Elect on “Climate Change” TM. Just last week, DiCaprio led a protest against Trump.
The 3 Yentas: Even as Ms. Trump said she was seeking to exert more influence, she acknowledged she was a novice about Washington. “I’m still at the early stages of learning how everything works,” she said,…
Analysis: This chick is actually stupid enough to believe that one can “learn how everything works” in a few weeks time.
The 3 Yentas: (quoting baby girl): “but I know enough now to be a much more proactive voice inside the White House.”
Analysis: (palm to face, shaking head, deep breath) You “know enough now,” eh? Tell us, Baby Girl, what exactly do you really know about the proxy war being waged against Syria; and our debt-based monetary system; and about “Global Warming TM / Climate Change TM?” Oh what Sugar and I, er, “The Editorial Board” of The Anti-New York Times wouldn’t give to be able to publicly beat this idiot-doll down with the Socratic Method of interrogation. We would have her “eyes reddening” in a matter of seconds, and then laugh at her as she stomped off the stage crying for daddy.
The 3 Yentas: Ms. Trump, 35, a former model, entrepreneur and hotel developer, says she will focus on gender inequality in the United States and abroad, by aiming to create a federal paid leave program, more affordable child care and a global fund for women who are entrepreneurs, among other efforts.
Analysis: The former model who used her name and wealth to sell clothes and fragrances is a feminist who doesn’t care about the stay-at-home moms.
The 3 Yentas: In the two interviews last week, Ms. Trump talked about unleashing the economic potential of women — some of her phrases sounding uncannily like those of Hillary Clinton — and effused about finding a new role model in Eleanor Roosevelt, whose autobiography she is reading.
Analysis: Baby Girl, we’re quite certain that you never learned this in prep school, but your “new role model,” Eleanor Roosevelt, was a mentally unstable Communist lesbian. Ditch ugly Ellie’s autobiography, and read “The REAL Roosevelts,” by yours truly, instead.
Communist Eleanor is no “role model.”
The 3 Yentas: “I hope she will go on to become a great champion in this area,” said Jim Yong Kim, president of the World Bank, which is working with Ms. Trump on funding female entrepreneurs.
Analysis: Why can’t White male entrepreneurs get funding assistance? Isn’t that discriminatory?
The 3 Yentas: Mr. Trump summons Ms. Trump to the Oval Office to ask her questions and hear her ideas. She calls him “Dad,” not “Mr. President.”
Analysis: (palm to face, shaking head, deep breath)
The 3 Yentas: If he asks his daughter about an unfamiliar subject more than twice, she will often do research so she can develop a view.
Analysis: You see, Baby Girl becomes an instant expert on any subject by a few minutes of reading Wikipedia.
The 3 Yentas: Sometimes she seeks out Mr. Trump, telling other staff members, “I need 10 minutes alone with my father.” Alone with her father, Ms. Trump makes the case on what she sees as priorities, she said. “I’ll go to the mat on certain issues and I may still lose those,” she said.
Analysis: “Daddy! Daddy! I need to talk to you about Climate Change and funding Planned Parenthood— alone!”
The 3 Yentas: When her parents’ marriage ended before she turned 10, photographers snapped her picture on the way to school and helicopters circled over Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump’s resort in Palm Beach, Fla. His public and private statements raised eyebrows. “There were definitely times when I was younger I was going, ‘Did you have to say that, Dad?’ ” she told Oprah Winfrey in an interview.
Mr. Trump was always working. “He was not the father to go and play games with them in Central Park or take them for a walk,” Ivana Trump, Ivanka’s mother, told Michael D’Antonio, a biographer who shared his interviews with The Times.
Final Analysis: That tells us A LOT! A materially spoiled and insecure child of divorce who was neglected by a driven businessman father. Daddy’s guilt now makes it hard for him to say “no” to Baby Girl, even when the over-compensating airhead asks for a say in running the damn country!
Compounding this pathetic spectacle of arrested development is Ivanka’s own insecurity-driven exaggerated sense of “accomplishment.” Someone needs to tell this brat that an Ivy League degree (Penn) and a fashion-line built with inherited capital and fueled by her daddy’s famous name do not in any way qualify her to be Queen of the world.
Let us hope that Daddy Trumpstein, a skilled manipulator, is only playing a game with silly Ivanka — one in which Baby Girl gets to have her way in a few minor matters, while believing she is actually helping to “change the world.” Partly to get things done, and partly to instill some self-esteem, your clever reporter here recalls similarly playing with my own children’s heads when they were little.
Papa Mike King: “Son, do you really think you are strong enough to take out the garbage? Those cans are pretty darn heavy, you know.”
Little Boy King: “I can do it, dad! Watch, I’ll show you!”
Papa Mike King: “I am soooo proud of you, son! You are a real asset to this family!”
Such tactics used to work every time. But that was back when my boy was only about 9 years old. Dipstick Ivanka is 35.
Mr. President, give your stupid busy-body libtard daughter a long-overdue spanking and send her back to New York.
Boobus Americanus 1: I read in today’s New York Times that Ivanka Trump is having a moderating influence on her father.
Boobus Americanus 2: She is a very sucessful woman in her own right. Trump would be wise to listen to her advice.
Sugar: Ssucesssful my asss! How frickin’ hard iss it to get a product line placed into the major department sstoress when your name iss already sso famouss. That’ss why sshe didn’t take Jared’ss lasst name!
Editor: Yes, but she has a college degree.