Plants Need Carbon Dioxide to Produce Oxygen Which We Need to Breathe! What We Need is WATER MANAGEMENT LIKE MUAMMAR QADDAFI DID!

 

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Termite Gas Exceeds Smokestack Pollution

Researchers report that termites, digesting vegetable matter on a global basis, produce more than twice as much carbon dioxide as all the world’s smokestacks. 

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The Three Stooges: … seems to be behind a severe drought that has led crops to wilt across seven countries in southern Africa..

Rebuttal: “seems to be,” eh? These liars always add a qualifier, which actually negates the whole point of scientific certainty. 

The Three Stooges: The result is acute malnutrition for 1.3 million children in the region, the United Nations says.

Rebuttal: The ass-clowns at the U.N. “seem to” believe that there weren’t that many droughts and famines before the industrial revolution. Of course, that is not what the historical record tells us.

  • Google: droughts in ancient egypt
  • Google: droughts in ancient china
  • Google: droughts in ancient greece
  • Google: droughts in ancient mesopotamia
  • Google: droughts in ancient rome
  • Google: droughts in ancient america
  • Google: droughts in ancient maya
  • Google: droughts in ancient india


  

Ancient Pharaohs, Caesars and Mayan kings all had to deal with droughts and famines in pre-industrial times.

 

The Three Stooges: Trump has repeatedly mocked climate change, … But climate change here is as tangible as its victims. Trump should come and feel these children’s ribs and watch them struggle for life.

Rebuttal: For the sake of argument, and only for the sake of argument, let’s assume that “Climate Change” TM is real. How do you know that this particular drought is being fueled by American cars and factories?

The Three Stooges: It’s true that the links between our carbon emissions and any particular drought are convoluted.

Rebuttal: Can you smell the Yiddish “yeah but” coming?

The Three Stooges:but over all, climate change is as palpable as a wizened, glassy-eyed child dying of starvation.

Rebuttal: There it is! Oh how well do we know these deceiving sons of Satanic bitches.
 

The Three Stooges: The situation has been particularly severe in Madagascar, a lovely island nation known for deserted sandy beaches and playful long-tailed primates called lemurs.

Rebuttal: OK. Thoughts and prayers to the afflicted people on Madagascar. What evidence is there that this drought in related to CO2 emmissions? Even if we were to include all of southernmost region of Africa, we are talking about 1/300th of the planet’s surface. Why not “cherry pick” northeast United States, which is not experiencing a sever drought.

You putrid peddlers of “fake news” played the same game about 5 years ago during Australia’s extended heat wave and dry spell — an anomoly which came and went and will, if you wait a few more decades, come and go again.

 

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Cherry-picked data from Madagascar is hardly representative of the other 99+% of planet Earth — and no amount of lawyerly “yeah buts”  can change that reality.

 

The Three Stooges:  I met Ranomasy at an emergency feeding station run by Catholic nuns who were trying to save her baby..

Rebuttal: Notice how when it suits their purposes, the Marxist vermin suddenly become sympathetic to Catholic nuns and the saving of babies.

The Three Stooges: Ranomasy had carried Tsapasoa 12 hours on a trek through the desert to get to the nuns, walking barefoot because most villagers have already sold everything from shoes to spoons to survive.

“I feel so powerless as a mother, because I know how much I love my child,” she said. “But whatever I do just doesn’t work.”

Rebuttal: (sniffle, sniffle) — Mushy Marxist manure — spread like butter.

The Three Stooges: As an American, I’m proud to see U.S. assistance saving lives here.
 
Rebuttal: As an American,” — there he (Kristof, lead writer) goes again, speaking for us all. 
 
The Three Stooges: If it weren’t for U.S.A.I.D., the American aid agency, and nonprofit groups, far more cadavers would be piling up. 
 
Rebuttal: By the way, U.S. Aid is CIA.
 
The Three Stooges: But my pride is mixed with guilt.
 
Rebuttal: If you feel so guilty about it, then go effing kill yourself. Or at the very least, stop taking unnecessary airplane trips to Africa and back. Then we’ll truly be impressed with your altruism.
 
The Three Stooges: The United States single-handedly accounts for more than one-quarter of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions over the last 150 years, more than twice as much as any other country.
 
Rebuttal:  Not as much as termites and volcanoes.
 
Wood-consuming termites and volcanoes emit more methane and CO2 (plant food) than human activity. Yet the creepy little critters don’t seem to feel “guilty” about killing the children of Madagascar.

The Three Stooges: The basic injustice is that we rich countries produced the carbon that is devastating impoverished people from Madagascar to Bangladesh. In America, climate change costs families beach homes; in poor countries, parents lose their children.

Rebuttal: Solution? Regulate, consolidate and carbon tax the first world countries into third world status until only the PRC (Predatory Ruling Class) and a mass of alienated, dependent, whited-out slaves remains. That’s the game, boys and girls — and this trio of filthy Bolsheviks all know it.

The Three Stooges: As the sun set, I told Fideline that there was a powerful man named Trump half a world away, in a country she had never heard of, who just might be able to have some impact, over many years, on the climate here. I asked her what she would tell him..

“I would ask him to do what he can, so that once more I can grow cassava, corn, black-eyed peas and sorghum,” she said. “We’re desperate.”

Mr. President-elect, are you listening?

Rebuttal: Dear Lord, temper my Irish-Italian impulse and that of my ferocious feline sidekick, so that we don’t do do something stupid — such as taking the 30-minute bus-ride into Marxist Manhattan and throwing Kristof and his fellow commies out the window of the Slimes skyscraper.*

(Intended as a figure of speech. The Anti-New York Times does not advocate violence.)

 

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After using these poor people as propaganda props and photo ops, the three stooges board a gas-guzzling jet and return to their cushy spacious air-conditioned homes and Manhattan offices — laughing all the way!

 
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Boobus Americanus 1: I read a most disturbing article in today’s New York Times about how climate change is causing a drought and famine in Madagscar.

Boobus Americanus 2: I just hope Donald Trump starts to listen to the scientists and take this issue more seriously.

 

    

SugarBoobuss you cretinouss cornball! They’ve been peddling this communisst billsshit for almosst 40 yearss now! 

 Editor: Yep. I was in the 8th grade when we learned about how the statue of liberty would be up to her knees in water by the year 2000!

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