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‘There’s good news and bad news with the passage of a new bill in the Michigan Senate. While individuals convicted of animal abuse would not be allowed to legally own a pet for five years, oral and anal sex amongst people would be banned as well.

Senate Bill 219, also known as Logan’s Law, which is named for a Husky that was burned with acid by an abusive owner, passed by a 37-1 vote and is headed to the House Judiciary Committee. While animal rights activists may bask in the victory, residents of in Wolverine State who enjoy anal or oral sex might be a little bit frustrated with the 20th page of the 21-page bill.’

Read more: Bestiality sans beast: Ban on oral & anal sex passes Michigan Senate inside animal abuse bill