Zombie Preparedness

Dictionary.com defines a zombie as “a mute and will-less body, robbed of its soul and
given the semblance of life by a supernatural force, usually for manual labor or some evil purpose.This is what we’re told to prepare for!

They’re laughing at us as we hurry to the drug store wearing our oxygen depriving mask muzzles
and hold out our arms for the needle!
BTW, the CDC is NOT a government organization. It’s a for-profit private operation.

http://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/novel.htm

Wonder why zombies, zombie apocalypse, and zombie preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue-in-cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform. We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via “zombie preparedness”.Zombie Preparedness Products

Zombie Preparedness Blog

There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for.
Take a zombie apocalypse for example.

Zombie Preparedness for Educators

Looking to teach preparedness in the classroom?
We’ve got full lesson plans and activities for you to use or adapt with your students.

Zombie Preparedness Poster

It can be tough to get people thinking about emergency preparedness before disaster strikes.
We’ve created these zombie posters to spark some attention and get people involved before it’s too late.
Download the pdf to print copies for your office or home. English pdf icon[PDF – 27 MB] | Español pdf icon[PDF – 2 MB]

Zombie Preparedness Graphic Novel

Looking for an entertaining way to introduce emergency preparedness?
Check out our graphic novella which uses the idea of a zombie apocalypse to demonstrate the importance of preparedness.
Included is a personal preparedness checklist so you can take action once you’re done reading.

Social Media/Online

Check out our Zombie Social Media page where you can find badges and widgets for your own site, links to our blog, content syndication, and zombie e-cards.

CDC reflects Bill Gates Depopulation Agenda as does Planned Parenthood and his GMO’s, Monsanto, Common Core Evil Education Agenda, and on and on and on…VACCINES!