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Most Republicans are pedophiles, but some aren’t because they like getting
it on with livestock. I bet the tab at the last RNC for sheep, goats
and mules was hefty.

Republican anti-abortion activist Neal Horsley admitted to having sex with
a mule

Republican supporter Pastor Ted Haggard, president of the 30-million
member National Association of Evangelicals, denounced gays and illegal
drugs but was later exposed
as a gay Crystal Meth user

Republican Senator Larry Craig was arrested for lewd conduct in the men’s
restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport

Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after
“sexually explicit” emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year
old boy.

Republican aide Alan David Berlin was arrested on charges that he wanted
to engage in sex acts with a 15-year-old boy while dressed in a panda
costume.

Republican news producer Aaron Bruns was arrested on charges of possessing
child pornography.

Republican activist and former presidential campaign chairman Jeffrey
Claude Bartleson was arrested on charges of sexually molesting a 5-year
old boy.

Republican activist and former chairman of the Christian County
Republicans Royce Fessenden pleaded guilty to two counts of first-degree
child molestation and one count of second-degree statutory sodomy.

Republican parole board officer and former legislator George C. (Chris)
Ortloff pleaded guilty to attempting to lure 11- and 12-year-old girls to
have sex with him.

Republican legislative aide Robert R. Groezinger was arrested for
possessing child pornography.

Republican legislator Robert A. McKee pleaded guilty to possessing child
pornography.

Republican legislator Scott Muschany was charged with molesting a 14-year
old girl.

Republican chief of staff Eric Feltner pleaded guilty to showing
pornography to a 13-year old girl.

Republican presidential campaign official Matthew Joseph Elliott was
convicted of sexual exploitation of a child.

Republican Party Chairman Donald Fleischman was charged with two counts of
child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child
and a single charge of exposing himself to a child.

Republican prosecutor John David Roy Atchison was arrested for soliciting
sex from a 5-year old girl, then killed himself three weeks later. At the
time of his arrest, Atchison was an “assistant U.S. attorney” appointed by
President Bush’s attorney general.

Republican city councilman John Bryan killed himself after police began
investigating allegations that he had molested three girls, including two
of his adopted daughters, ages 12 and 15.

Republican legislator Ted Klaudt was charged with raping girls under the
age of 16.

Republican city councilman Joseph Monteleone Jr. was found guilty of
fondling underage girls.

Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex
with a 14-year old boy.

Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police
after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13.

Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from
13-year old girls.

Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail
for molesting two boys — ages ten and 12 — during a six-year period.

Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting
a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later.

Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times
newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the
internet.

Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed
to molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of
soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections
for Denton County, Texas, constable.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year
old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-
year old boy.

Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting
two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in
the petition business.

Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-
year-old girl.

Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty
to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.

Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child
molester.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal
prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography
over the internet.

Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from
two 15-year old girls.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting
two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in
prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Committeeman John R. Curtin was convicted of molesting an
underage teenage boy and sentenced to serve six to 18 months in prison.

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted
child rapist in Florida.

Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church
president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an
11-year old girl he murdered.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to
possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to
anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years
probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had
sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the
2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a
sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an
inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six
years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared
in an anti-Gore television commercial.

Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at
the White House during the 1980s.

Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the
White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex
with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn
charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes
involving children.

Republican campaign chairman Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to
attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years
later on the same charge.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a
congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell
admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline pleaded guilty to possession of child
pornography on his home computer.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged
with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing
a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken
into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity
with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a
12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with
his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the
allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional
values, was sentenced prison after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for
permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his
genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40
years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to
stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping
his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years
probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first
degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony
counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16
(i.e. exposing himself to children).

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of
molesting a 15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a
male child.

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault
on a teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two
daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of
molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to
unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to
raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child
pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal
prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative,
Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his
possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin
Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from
boys and girls over the internet.

Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good
military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex
with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.

Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota
governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with
four underage girls, including his daughter.

Republican campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend
Steve Aiken was convicted of having sex with two underage girls.

Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo
molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican president of the New York City Housing Development Corp.
Russell Harding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his
computer.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen
Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen, 62, who is
married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told
police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex
with a large number of young women.

Republican Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld authorized the rape of
children in Iraqi prisons in order to humiliate their parents into
providing information about the anti-American insurgency.

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